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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - April 26, 1981 (6p-10p)

Chew Tobacco Rag - Spade Cooley & His Fiddlin' Friends
Oh, How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento w/ Sulu
Daylight Saving Time - Gus Arnheim & His Orchestra

Destruction Of San Francisco - Prince's Orchestra
Last Blast Of The Blasted Bugler - Sonny Gianotta
Let's All Have Another Beer - Karl & Harty
The Sideboard Song - Chas & Dave

Inside My Brain - The Pinheads
Perrier Junkie - National Lampoon
Talking About Cocaine - Chuck Wagon & The Wheels
The Patent Medicine Man - Len Spencer

Gob On You - Not The 9 O'Clock News
The Crusher - The Novas [started at 33 1/3 rpm instead of 45 rpm]
Mediocre Fred - The Smothers Brothers
Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Back Seat - Paul Evans
Sales Pitch - James Gleason
Butternut Bread - Spike Jones
The Press Conference - The Newshounds
O.I.L. - Andy Gross & The Gross National Product

Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
My Rabbit Diesel Car/America The Beautiful - Glenn Super

Beach Boys Drug Medley - Glenn Super
Quaaludes Again - Shel Silverstein
Mercury Blues - David Lindley
Warm Leatherette - The Normal

My Bicycle Tillie - Bill Samuels & The Cats & Jammers
Close To You - The Clams
Slut - Barnes & Barnes
I Know What Boys Like - The Waitresses

Wet T-Shirt Nite - Frank Zappa
Mammary Glands - Kristin Lems
Beautiful Eggs - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh - Shel Silverstein
Bald Head - Roy Byrd

Jesus Was A Rock And Roller - The Toys
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life - Monty Python

Life Of Monty Python/Ayatollah Song - Not The 9 O'Clock News
The Rat - Glenn Greasby

Pronounced Normal - Wild Man Fischer
The Vidiot - Ken Nordine
T.V. Mama - Joe Turner
Times Square Slim R&B Program

Crazy 'Bout An Automobile - Ry Cooder
Boogie - John Hartford
Laryngitis - Crazy Charlie Willer
Rock And Roll Doctor - Travesty Ltd.
Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce
G'wana G'wana G'wana - Mr. Tony & The Tones

Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: I'm So Glad - Skip James

#10 Spam - Monty Python
EXTRA: Armpits - Zilch Fletcher
#9 Big Balls - AC/DC
CONTEST: What was the name of the melody Allan Sherman borrowed for this? Winner gets a Dr. Demento KMET T-shirt. (Answer: The Glow Worm)
#8 Grow Mrs. Goldfarb - Allan Sherman

#7 Suicide Is Painless - The Mash
#6 Disco Toilet - Hersh & Chipkin
#5 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#4 Tight Jeans - SuLu
#3 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman

#2 (Beep)ies And Beer - Frank Zappa
#1 Existential Blues - Tom Stankus