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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - May 3, 1981 (6p-10p)

William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Horses Don't Bet On People - Kay Kyser & His Orchestra

Chinese Waiter - Buddy Hackett
Pocket Calculator - Kraftwerk
(I've Got Those "Wake Up, Seven-Thirty - Wash Your Ears They're Dirty - Eat Your Eggs And Oatmeal - Rush To School") Blues - Jimmy Boyd

He's In The Ring - Memphis Minnie
Father Sarducci talks about his educational background and his idea for a Five Minute University. - Father Guido Sarducci
How To Learn To Tap Dance - Cliff Nazarro
Just A Crazy Song - Bill "Bojangles" Robinson

Death By Roller Disco - Condor
Country And Western Music Has A Message - The New Christy Minstrels
Jambalaya - Hank Williams
Talkin' About Cocaine - Chuck Wagon & The Wheels

Temperance Is Coming - Arthur Fields
A Hard Day's Night - Peter Sellers
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - William Shatner

The Ravings Of John McCullaugh - anonymous
Split Level Head - Napoleon XIV
Take My Brain - Pinheads
The Peony Bush - Danny Kaye

Popity Pop - Slim Gaillard
Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis
Bulge - Robert English

Shaddup You Face - Joe Dolce
Dr. Pepper Puzzler: Who performs on this next record? He was later famous for doing a different sort of entertainment. He lost most of his voice while touring promoting this record. (Answer: Rod McKuen)
Oliver Twist - Rod McKuen
Brown Shoes Don't Make It (new version) - Frank Zappa
Stink-Foot - Frank Zappa

Your Feet's Too Big - Fats Waller
The Richter Scale - Quidnunc
Dr. Freud - Raunch Hands

I Wanna Kiss Her - Tim Cavanagh
The Freckle Song - Larry Vincent & His Look Out Boys
I Wanna Hot Dog For My Roll - Butterbeans & Susie
Pigs In A Blanket - Dead Rubber Pigs

Slut - Barnes & Barnes
Dropkick Me Jesus - Bobby Bare
Tennessee Bird Walk - Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan
Barnyard Boogie - Louis Jordan

Cheese Shop - Monty Python
Let's Keep The Dodgers In Brooklyn - Phil Foster
Dodger Stadium - Maury Wills, Willie Davis, Stubby Kaye
Long Beach - Paraquat & Sammy Hagar
Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra

Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Steppin' On The Gas - Sam Morgan

#10 Ballad Of Walter Wart (Brrriggett)/It's Warts On The Flip Side That Counts - The Thorndike Pickledish Choir
#9 Sixpence - The Escorts

#8 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie

#7 Happy Birthday - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#6 Ralph And Herbie - Cheech & Chong
#5 Rose Tint My World - Rocky Horror Picture Show

#4 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
#3 Beach Boys Drug Medley - Glenn Super
#2 Big Balls - AC/DC
#1 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
The Rat (accidental excerpt) - Phil Solis & Glenn Greasby