No complete tape of this show has been found in the Demento Archives. If you have a copy, please let me know!

playlist courtesy of The Dr. Demento Show

The Dr. Demento Show (on KMET) - December 13, 1981

NOTE: This show was pre-recorded because Dr. Demento was in England when it aired.
Beatles Christmas Greetings 1967 [played before opening]
I Wanna Hippopotamus For Christmas - Gayla Peevey

Martian Boogie - Brownsville Station
Beam Me Up Scotty - Terry McGovern
Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy

Locals Only - Surf Punks
War At Sea - Charlie Manna
My Doctor - Bruz Fletcher

And Other Things Too - Barnes & Barnes
Rockabilly Xmas - Johnny Que
Gotta Boogie - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Is You Mama Behind You? - J. Ben Isaac
It's Fun To Be Living In The Crazy House - Redd Foxx
I Live In A Split Level Head - Napoleon XIV
Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine? - Harry The Hipster
Quaaludes Again - Shel Silverstein

My Brother Makes Noises For The Talkies - Bonzo Dog Band
Canyons Of Your Mind - Bonzo Dog Band

Merry Christmas In The NFL - Willis The Guard
Open Me First - Ogden Edsl
Pedro's Request/Framed - Cheech & Chong

Moo Goo Gai Pan - Rays
Chinese Waiter - Buddy Hackett
Pastafazoola - Van & Schenck
The Twelve Days Of Christmas - Joe Dolce

Traveling Riverside Blues - Robert Johnson
Fruit Song - Martin Mull
Famous Truckdrivers' School Of Songwriting - Travesty Ltd.
Jingle Bells - St. Nick
Snow Train - Jamies
Cocaine Habit Blues - Memphis Jug Band

Frosty The Dope Man - Marc Zydiak
Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun

Love Tap - Barnes & Barnes
My Handy Man - Ethel Waters
Me And My Vibrator - Susie Seacell
I'm Mad - Willie Mabon

Gentry's Gin - Doodles Weaver
Bruces - Monty Python
Beer - Unit 3 + Venus

I Tant Wait Till Quithmuth - Mel Blanc
Merry Christmas From Santa From Rodeo Drive - Fabers Fab Five
I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson
Hanukkah Song - SuLu & children
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow - Frank Zappa
India - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre

Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Shivery Stomp - Frankie Trumbauer
#10 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#9 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#8 School Cafeteria - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#7 Hanukkah Rocks - Gefilte Joe & The Fish
EXTRA: There Ain't No Santa Claus - Benny Bell

#6 Inside Rock - Crazy Ray Fierro
#5 Happy Birthday - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#4 Gilligan's Island (Stairway) - Little Roger & The Goosebumps

#3 When Lulu's Gone - Bang Boys
#2 Sister Mary Elephant - Cheech & Chong
#1 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus