No complete tape of this show has been found in the Demento Archives. If you have a copy, please let me know!

playlist courtesy of The Dr. Demento Show

The Dr. Demento Show (on KMET) - February 14, 1982

NOTE: This show was pre-recorded.
Let Me Play With It - Hartman's Heartbreakers
When You Play My Organ, My Eyes Light Up - Mark & Ellen Winter

I Hate Cats - Harry Waller
Hunting Tigers Out In Indiah - Sharp & Flat
Elephant Talk - King Crimson
The Rat - Glenn Greasby
The Cat And The Rat - Shel Silverstein
Vampire Beavers - Joe Hall & Continental Drift
Three Little Fishies - Frankie Howerd
My Werewolf Mama - Lenny Bruce
My Old Flame - Spike Jones
Lizzie Borden - Chad Mitchell Trio
U.S.A. - Bill Withers
I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die Rag - Country Joe & The Fish
Eve Of Destruction - Barry McGuire
Dawn Of Correction - Spokesmen
Happy Birthday - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Loving You Has Made Me Bananas - Guy Marks
Hi-Fi Shop - Not The 9 O'Clock News
Music Business Lament - anonymous (Merv Griffin)

Stop Your Tickling Jock - Harry Lauder
You'll Do It Someday - Rudy Vallee
Humoresque - Benny Bell
Washington Crossing The Delaware - Stan Freberg
Washington Portrait - Rich Little

I Put A Spell On You - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Dirty Mother For You - Roosevelt Sykes
Jungle Boogie - Roto Rooter Goodtime Christmas Band
Hawaiian Croon Tune - Surrealist Foundation

Hot Rod - Slim Coates
Hot Rod Race - Ramblin' Jimmie Dolan
Hot Rod Lincoln - Johnny Bond
Mercury Blues - Dr. Leon
Beep Beep - Playmates
Transfusion - Nervous Norvus
Warm Leatherette - Normal
Teen Angel - Mark Dinning

I Want My Baby Back - Jimmy Cross
Sales Pitch - James Gleason

Psycho - Elvis Costello
Teenage Lobotomy - Ramones
School Announcements - Bob & Doug McKenzie
Oedipus Rex - Tom Lehrer
It's Hard To Be An Egg - John Dowie

The Lincoln Room - Rich Little
Abe Lincoln Vs. Madison Avenue - Bob Newhart
John And Marsha - Stan Freberg
Je T'Aime (Moi Non Plus) - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg
Love In Bloom - Spike Jones
Witch Doctor - David Seville
Need A Little Sugar In My Bowl - Bessie Smith
Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Valentine Stomp - Fats Waller

#10 Shock Treatment - Richard O'Brien
#9 Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung - "Weird Al" Yankovic
EXTRA: Schlock Rod - part 1 - Jan & Dean
#8 Suicide Is Painless - The Mash
#7 Stop Draggin' My Car Around - "Weird Al" Yankovic
EXTRA: Marie Provost - Nick Lowe

#6 Sister Mary Elephant - Cheech & Chong
#5 My Girl's Pussy - R. Crumb
#4 I Like - Heathen Dan
#3 The Birds And The Bees - Rowan & Martin

#2 Ralph And Herbie - Cheech & Chong
#1 Take Off - Bob & Doug McKenzie