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playlist courtesy of The Dr. Demento Show

The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - April 4, 1982

I Hate Cats - Harry Waller
The Pussy And The Cock - Billy Mitchell

Let's Do Something Cheap And Superficial - Burt Reynolds
Jacques Cousteau - The Young Jacques
Big Bad Diver Don - Barefoot Man
Submarine Races - Danny & Gwen
untitled promo record, circa 1963 - Murray The K
Dave - Cheech & Chong

Ballad Of Thunder Road - Robert Mitchum
Rock #100 - The Types
Alphabet Song - Three Stooges
The Elements - Tom Lehrer
Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me) - Reunion

Red Hot Hog Women From Mars - Space Cadet
Popcorn Sack - Spike Jones
Who's On First - Abbott & Costello
Oh Boy - Allan Sherman
Louie's Market - Zanies
Coupon Clippin' - Gene Simmons
Fat Girls - Gary Parker
Because Of You - Part 2 - Sammy Davis Jr.

The Laughing Policeman - Carlton Showband
You Can't Get A Man With A Gun - Ethel Merman
I Didn't Know The Gun Was Loaded - Hank Fort
Walkin' The Strings - Merle Travis
April Showers - Doodles Weaver/Spike Jones
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour? - Lonnie Donegan

Pop Hates The Beatles - Allan Sherman
The Beetles Gonna Getcha - Carl Lertzman
Shark Attack - Surf Punks
Ode To Billy Joel - Slap Happy
Sex And Drugs And Rock And Roll - Ian Dury
Wipe Out - Surfaris
Transfusion - Nervous Norvus

Jimmy Durante Nose - Vince Sanchez
Kinko The Clown - Ogden Edsl
Doin' What Comes Naturally - Betty Hutton
Teenage Romance - Stuart Paul
At-choo - Joey Faye
Let's Get Typical - Dan Hubbard
Call Any Vegetable - The Mothers Of Invention

The Driving Instructor - Bob Newhart

The Birthday Cake Polka - Sheriff John
Happy Birthday - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Short Dresses - Jay Jay Cameron
Me And My Friends From Russia - Sparky
Beans - Fletcher Peck

Video Games - Toons
Pac-Man Passion - Uncle Z & Ian
26 Miles - Four Preps
Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra

Hopelessly Heterosexual - Peter Alsop
The Visitors - Monty Python

Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Dry Land Blues - Furry Lewis
EXTRA: Toot Toot Tootsie Goo'bye - Mel Blanc
EXTRA: The Five-Pound Box Of Cheese - J. D. Jewell

#10 The Beer Hunter - Bob & Doug McKenzie
#9 Russian Bandstand - Spencer & Spencer
#8 Punk Polka - Toons
#7 Time Warp - Rocky Horror Picture Show
#6 The Sideboard Song - Chas & Dave
#5 Sister Mary Elephant - Cheech & Chong
#4 Kinky Sex - Bedlam
#3 Another One Rides The Bus - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 Take Off - Bob & Doug McKenzie
#1 I Like (complete version) - Heathen Dan