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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - December 5, 1982

Christmas Balls - Ben Light
Who Put The Gum In Santa's Whiskers? - Little Susie

The Great Bell - Marty Feldman
The Old Philosopher - Eddie Lawrence
Commercials On 45 - Stevens & Grdnic
Sixpence - The Escorts

Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Rubber Rodeo
Tim-Tay-Shun - Red Ingle
Grandparents - Bill Cosby

A Hard Day's Night - Shockabilly
Psychotic Reaction - Shockabilly
Psychedelic Rubbish - Marty Feldman
Teddy Bear's Picnic - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Elmer And The Bear - Phil Harris
Where Do You Go? - Oscar Brand
World Suicide - Defuser
Stop The Cavalry - Mini-pops
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - Spike Jones

Christmas Tails - Wonderdog
Piddlin' Pup - Ben Light
Alley Cat - Nicky
Cautious Love Song - Marty Feldman
The Wart - John Hartford

Babby Sittin' Boogie - Buzz Clifford
Truckin' - Pop-o-pies
Jimi Hendrix's Strat - Captain Sensible
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama - Frank Zappa
Rockabilly Christmas - Johnny Que

Simon & Garfunkel - Not The 9 O'Clock News
Rawhide - The Chaps
Free Mexican Air Force - Peter Rowan
Moritat - Kurt Gerron
Moritat - Gerald Price
Mack The Knife - Louis Armstrong
Honeydripper - Joe Liggins
Loo - Marty Feldman

Hanukkah Rocks - Gefilte Joe & The Fish
White Christmas - Jimmy
Pass The Dutchie (long version) - Musical Youth

What Noise Annoys A Noisy Oyster? - Neil Innes
Nuke The Whales - Fleshapoids
How Fights Start In Saloons - Cyril Smith/Rudy Vallee
The Five To Eleven Waltz - Marty Feldman

The Dempsey-Tunney Fight - Clarence Senna
Stallone Again, Naturally - Barry Mitchell
El Monte - Llyn Foulkes
Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra
Death - Marty Feldman
The Back Of Your Neck - Marty Feldman
Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Get Lowdown Blues - Bennie Moten

EXTRA: Take Me Out To The Ball Game - Bruce Springstone
EXTRA: Boobs A Lot - Holy Modal Rounders
EXTRA: Ain't We Crazy - Haywire Mac
#10 Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#9 I Get Weird - John Christensen
#8 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
#7 Swedish Western - Steve Lisenby
#6 Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
#5 Take Off - Bob & Doug McKenzie
#4 Silicon Valley Guy - Don Data & The Res-tones
#3 Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
#2 Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman
#1 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes