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playlist courtesy of The Dr. Demento Show

The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - March 6, 1983

Rock And Roll Classroom - Conception Corporation
Dork At The Party - Kamikaze Klones

Cocaine Decisions - Frank Zappa
Cocaine Habit Blues - Memphis Jug Band
Marijuana - Fugs
The Sly Cigarette - S. H. Dudley

Green Green Women - Whirlybirds
The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley
Purple People Eater Meets Witch Doctor - Big Bopper
How To Catch An African Skeeter Alive - Little Jimmy Dickens
First Aid - Wibbley Brothers

The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou - Frank Zappa
Hit By A Car - Eddie Murphy
Beverly Hills Blues Festival - Rhino Bros.
Umbassa The Dragon - Turtles
How's Your Bird - Baby Ray & The Ferns
Dangerous Kitchen - Frank Zappa
Michael Ate The Smorgasbord - Rick Segall

Walter Brennan - James Tyler Pederson
Smut - Skyhooks
Ain't Got No Home - Clarence "Frogman" Henry

The Elements - Tom Lehrer
A Modern Major General - George Rose
Her Majesty - The Beatles
I Am The Pope - Wibbley Bros.
Can't You Wait Till We Get Home - Frankie "Half Pint" Jaxon

Stick Together - Frank Zappa
Union Maid - Almanac Singers
Red Light, Green Light - Engineer Bill
Don't You Make Me High - Blue Lu Barker
I'm A Police Officer - Omo The Hobo
The Policeman's Song - Danny Kaye
The Old Payola Roll Blues - Stan Freberg

The Earthquake Song - Little Girls
The San Francisco Earthquake - Prince's Orchestra
Love In Bloom - Spike Jones
Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da - King's Singers

Sex - Frank Zappa
T--ties And Beer - Frank Zappa
Bridget The Midget - Ray Stevens

Killer Mud - Jeff Taylor
It Never Rains In Sunny California - Spike Jones
Californi-i-ay - Deanna Durbin & Robert Paige
I Love L.A. - Ray Stevens
Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra
Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Walk That Thing - Charlie Johnson
EXTRA: There's A Raindrop In My Belly Button - SuLu
EXTRA: The Little Man - Barnes & Barnes

#10 Another One Rides The Bus - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#9 Lock The Snackbah - Bobby Volare
#8 Have A Nice Day/Rice Krispies
#7 The Smoke-Off - Shel Silverstein
#6 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
#5 I Had Sex With E.T. - Barnes & Barnes
#4 Baa Baa Black Sheep - Singing Sheep
#3 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
#2 Happy Birthday - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#1 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus