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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KLSX) - March 29, 1987 (8p-10p)

Special Topic: a pile of demented polka music

I Gotta Go To The Bathroom - Big Daddy Graham [tape started at double speed]
Rubber Duckie - Ernie (Jim Henson)
Dear Abby - John Prine
Road Ladies - Frank Zappa

Woman's Talking Liberation Blues - Billy Edd Wheeler
Cupcakes - Terri O'Mason
Breakfast With Joe, The Love Potato - Duck Logic
Merchant's Lunch - Red Clay Ramblers

I Won't Hurt You - West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band
Cheapest Tattoo - Wally Wingert
Bikini Full Of Trouble - Stevens & Grdnic
You Can't Rollerskate In A Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller
Demented News With Whimsical Will
The Home Team Won The Toss - Bungalow Bob

Seduced - Leon Redbone
Beer Barrel Polka - Brave Combo
How Many Burps In A Bottle Of Beer - Frankie Yankovic
Jones Polka - Spike Jones & His City Slickers (f/ Mickey Katz)
In Heaven There Is No Beer (brief accidental excerpt) - Clean Living

In Heaven There Is No Beer - Clean Living
Punk Polka - The Toons
Polkas On 45 - "Weird Al" Yankovic

The Shmenges Brothers: Cabbage Rolls and Coffee Polka - John Candy/Eugene Levy
Polka Changed My Life Today - Rotondi
Glorious - Polkacide

AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: Memory - Duke The Singing Dog
#5 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow/Nanook Rubs It - Frank Zappa
#4 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV [sped up at end]

Another One Rides The Bus (brief accidental excerpt) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#3 Beastie Wrap - The Utensils
#2 Another One Rides The Bus - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#1 Penis Envy - Uncle Bonsai
next week: religious dementia
Cobwebs And Strange (early fade) - The Who