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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KLSX) - September 9, 1990 (8p-10p)

Special Topic: football; a couple of big 10-year anniversaries; listener submitted verses to "Shaving Cream"

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour On The Bedpost Overnight? - Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group
Destroy All Lawyers - Mojo Nixon
Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh - Shel Silverstein
Don't Do It Some More ('Cause It Hurts So Good) - The Cindermen

Demented News With Whimsical Will
excerpt of KMET 9-14-80 aircheck:

Get Back Iraq - Ted The Dudeman
Sadaam's A Dumb Dumb - Laszlo & Gary

Are You Balding Tonight? - Dr. Daniel Kamen
Bang The Moe Slowly - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
My Boomerang Won't Come Back - Charlie Drake
Iraq Iraq - Saddam Sinatra

Black Dog - Dread Zeppelin
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bombalurina
Ide B The First - Scaffold
Dragnet Goes To Kindergarten - Ricky Vera

What It Was, Was Football - Andy Griffith
My Football Hero (excerpt) - Bonnie Paul & The Americans
cheerleader SFX
Golden Gridiron Boy - Randy Newman
cheerleader SFX
Cheerleaders On Drugs - Uncle Bonsai

Baseball And Football - George Carlin
Football - Eric Idle & Neil Innes
Football Freddy (excerpt) - Six Jumping Jacks
Pep Talk - Bill Cosby
Fight Fiercely, Harvard (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
Another Football Year (excerpt) - Betty Jean Robinson
Shaving Cream (live vocal) - Dr. Demento w/ The Benny Bell Orchestra

#5 Kick Ass U.S.A. - Milo Tremley
#4 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers

#3 A Day In The Life (A Beatle Rap) - Whimsical Will
#2 Oui! It's So Humid - 2 Live Jews

#1 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus

next week: more songs than I've played on the show in a long time (some of the shortest demented songs that were ever made)