playlist courtesy of The Dr. Demento Show

The Dr. Demento Show (live on KLSX) - September 9, 1990

Special Topic: football

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour On The Bedpost Overnight? - Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group
Destroy All Lawyers - Mojo Nixon
Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh - Shel Silverstein
Don't Do It Some More ('Cause It Hurts So Good) - The Cindermen

Demented News With Whimsical Will
Another One Rides The Bus (aircheck of original live broadcast on KMET, 9-14-80) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Get Back Iraq - Ted The Dudeman
Sadaam's A Dumb Dumb - Laszlo & Gary

Are You Balding Tonight? - Dr. Daniel Kamen
Bang The Moe Slowly - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
My Boomerang Won't Come Back - Charlie Drake
Iraq Iraq - Saddam Sinatra

Black Dog - Dread Zeppelin
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bombalurina
I'de Be The First - Scaffold
Dragnet Goes To Kindergarten - Ricky Vera

What It Was, Was Football - Andy Griffith
My Football Hero (excerpt) - Bonnie Paul & The Americans
cheerleader SFX
Golden Gridiron Boy - Randy Newman
cheerleader SFX
Cheerleaders On Drugs - Uncle Bonsai

Baseball/Football - George Carlin
Football - Eric Idle & Neil Innes
Football Freddy (excerpt) - Six Jumping Jacks
Pep Talk - Bill Cosby
Fight Fiercely, Harvard (live) - Tom Lehrer
Another Football Year (excerpt) - Betty Jean Robinson
Shaving Cream - Dr. D "sings"

#5 Kick Ass U.S.A. - Milo Tremley
#4 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
#3 A Day In The Life (A Beatle Rap) - Whimsical Will
#2 Oui! It's So Humid - 2 Live Jews
#1 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus