entered by jbmorris@mango.ucs.indiana.edu & annie@nevada.edu

The Dr. Demento Show #94-39 - September 25, 1994

Special Topic: football

Baseball And Football - George Carlin
The Curly Shuffle - Jump 'n the Saddle
Memphis - Reverend Billy C. Wirtz
Midnight Star - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Soggy Cereal - Commodore Condello's Salt River Navy Band
Quackety-Quack, Take Prozac - The Capitol Steps
Smart Girls - Brian Wilson

Demented News with Whimsical Will
Mother's Lament - Cream
Siembamba - Marais & Miranda
Animal Square Dance - Emo Philips
Second Week of Deer Camp - Da Yoopers

Local Swimmers Disrupt Baptism - Dick & Anne Albin
The Great Strip Poker Massacre - Mike Cross
Wild Bill Hiccup - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

Dwarf Tossin' - Bouquet of Veal
Seven Old Ladies Locked in a Lavatory - Oscar Brand
Feetball - Benny Rubin
Cheerleaders on Drugs - Uncle Bonsai

Fight Fiercely, Harvard - Tom Lehrer
Street Football - Bill Cosby
Mr. Touchdown, U.S.A. (excerpt) - Hugo Winterhalter
You Gotta Be a Football Hero (excerpt) - The Crew Cuts
All-American Girl (excerpt) - Ben Bernie & His Orchestra
Golden Gridiron Boy - Randy Newman
Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun - Julie Brown

What It Was, Was Football - Deacon Andy Griffith
Dropkick Me, Jesus - Bobby Bare
#5 Last Will and Temperament - The Frantics

#4 Kill the Wabbit - Ozzy Fudd (Mark McCollum)
#3 Do the Picard - Rusty Humphries & The Boneheads
#2 No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat - The Happy Schnapps Combo

#1 Thrill Seeker - Fred Stoller
next week: college life / Neil Innes