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The Dr. Demento Show #99-11 - March 14, 1999

Special Topic: hair

Nocturnal Stumblebutt - Loudon Wainwright III
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor (On The Bedpost Over Night) - Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group
The Intergalactic Laxative - Donovan
Cancun - John Forster

Witty Woman - Dos Boys
The Dirty Old Man - Jim Backus
She Left Me For A Destitute Quadriplegic Because Of The Good Sex - Mr. Zipp
Demented News With Whimsical Will

Drivin' - Henry Phillips
The Sweater - Meryn Cadell
Barnyard Karaoke - John Mammoser
Mummy Doesn't Live Here Anymore (The Chicken Song) - Tony & Nic & Their Highly Trained Dancing Chickens

The Hair Piece - George Carlin
Bulbous Bouffant (excerpt) - Radio Free Vestibule
Bad Haircut - Wally Pleasant
Hair (excerpt) - James Rado, Gerome Ragni & Company (Original Broadway Cast)
If Your Hair's Too Long - Ariel
Get A Haircut, Dad - The Austin Lounge Lizards
Randolph Got A Haircut - Kenny Young & The Eggplants

Prisoners Of Their Hairdos - Christine Lavin
The Man With The Weird Beard - Arthur Godfrey
Quit Combin' Your Hair In The Kitchen - The Funnyboners
The Haircut Song - Ray Stevens
I'm Gonna Keep My Hair Parted - Washboard Sam

Bald Guys - Faust & Lewis
Bald Head - Roy Byrd & His Blues Jumpers (Professor Longhair)
She's Goin' Bald - The Beach Boys

#5 Kill The Wabbit - Ozzy Fudd (Mark McCollum)
#4 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV

#3 Life's Gonna Suck - Denis Leary
#2 Come Sail Away - Eric Cartman

#1 Ti Kwan Leep/Boot to the Head - The Frantics
next week: springtime; special guest: The Great Luke Ski!