Mexican Radio - Wall Of Voodoo
Taco Grande - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Mr. Custer - Larry Verne
Demented News With Whimsical Will [mostly repeat from 7-23-95]
Lincoln Park Pirates - Steve Goodman
Buzz The Fuzz - Biff Rose
The Long And Winding Road - Bugs & Friends f/ Road Runner
The Crusher - The Novas
Grandma Vs. The Crusher - Reverend Billy C. Wirtz
Gremmie Out Of Control - Silly Surfers
Let's Make The Water Turn Black - The Mothers Of Invention
I Wanna Be A Lifeguard - Blotto
William Tell Overture - Spike Jones
Bulbous Bouffant (excerpt) - Radio Free Vestibule
Hair Piece - George Carlin
Hair (excerpt) - The Cowsills
Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb - Edward Byrnes
My Boyfriend Got A Beatle Haircut (excerpt) - Donna Lynn
Long Haired Lover From Liverpool (excerpt) - Little Jimmy Osmond
Uneasy Rider - Charlie Daniels
Back When My Hair Was Short - Gunhill Road
Bald Guys - Faust & Lewis
Grooming Mr. Grimly - Joe Keefe
#5 Stinky Breath - Dr. Badbreath
#4 Gump - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#3 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#2 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
EXTRA: I Still Write Your Name In The Snow - Chet Atkins
#1 Amish Paradise - Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: military dementia