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The Dr. Demento Show #00-03 - January 16, 2000

Special Topic: demented diet songs

Charliesomething - Eric Schwartz
Freakin' At The Freakers Ball - Shel Silverstein
Drunk In Disneyland - The Aesthetics

They Don't Make Nun Names (Like That No More) - Tommy Sharp & The Sharptones
Sister Mary Elephant - Cheech & Chong
On The Amazon - Don McLean
The Loch Ness Monster - Thurl Ravenscroft
Demented News With Whimsical Will [compilation from others and 1-26-97]

I Am Cow - The Arrogant Worms
The Horse Song - Todd Yohn
Llama Serenade - Shebel & Larson
3 Blind Jellyfish - The Scaffold
99 Dead Baboons - Tim Cavanagh

Ain't It A Beauty - Cliff Ferré w/ The Cafe Society Quintet
The Gardener's Coming Today - Schwump
I'm Tired - Madeline Kahn

Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce
Eat Too Much - Guns N' Moses
Fit Or Fat (excerpt with "Fat As I Am") - Bette Midler
Fat Man's Prayer - Victor Buono

Diet Song - Shel Silverstein
Cookies, Pie And Cake - Yogi Yorgesson w/ Johnny Duffy & The Scandahoovians
Grapefruit Diet - "Weird Al" Yankovic
You People Are Fat - The Frantics
Liposuction - Da Vinci's Notebook

#5 Squirrels - The Beastly Boys
#4 Viagra In The Waters - Camille West

#3 Ally McBeal - Da Vinci's Notebook
#2 Bras On 45 - Ivor Biggun & The D. Kups

#1 Amish Paradise - "Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: songs with "me", "myself", or "I" in the title