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The Dr. Demento Show #11-03 - January 15, 2011

Special Topic: dedicated to everyone who's on a New Year's resolution diet

Shoveling - Tom Chapin
Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman
Privet Drive - The 8th Horcrux
Draining The Lizard On A Dead Gay Wizard - Nuclear Bubble Wrap
Lizard And Fish - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club
The Land Hermit Crab - Biscuithead & The Biscuit Badgers
Crabs Walk Sideways - The Wayfarers
I Got Crabs From Darth Vader - Robert Lund
Alvin - The Monkees
The Alligator - Henry Gibson
Rippy The Gator - The Arrogant Worms
Demented News With Whimsical Will

Lasagna - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Pizza Man - National Lampoon
Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
I Love Trash - Oscar (Carroll Spinney)
Half-Assed Rapper - Devo Spice
A Half Fast Waltz - Al Trace & His Orchestra w/ Lola Ameche & Bill Snary
The World Is Waiting For The Sunrise - Les Paul & Mary Ford
The World Is Waiting For The Sunrise - Stan Freberg

Dungeons And Dragons - The Dead Alewives
My Uncle Sam - Doug Dragon
Bomb Iran - Vince Vance & The Valiants
When The Atom Bomb Fell - Karl & Harty
Resolution - Steve Goodie

Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Eat Too Much - Guns N' Moses
Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce
Overweight Blues - Bood & Felice Bryant
Fit Or Fat (excerpt with "Fat As I Am") - Bette Midler
Too Fat Polka (I Don't Want Her) (You Can Have Her) (She's Too Fat For Me) - Arthur Godfrey
Huggin' And A-Chalkin' - Bob Scobey's Frisco Band f/ Clancy Hayes
Fat Man's Prayer - Victor Buono

Diet Song - Shel Silverstein
Diet Land - Big Loser Randy Harper
Cookies, Pie And Cake - Yogi Yorgesson w/ Johnny Duffy & The Scandahoovians
Dieting - Kip Addotta
The Old Diet Blues - Glenn Super w/ Mark Sheffler & His Neurotic Blues Band
Down With V.E.G. - The Amazing Onionheads
Grapefruit Diet - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Housewifes On Diet Pills - Skip Stephenson
Snack By Snack - Laszlo & Gary
Snack Attack (Short Version) - Godley & Creme
My Wife Is On A Diet - Eddie Cantor

You People Are Fat - The Frantics
The Drinking Man's Diet - Allan Sherman
next week: 1980

Bonus Tracks:
Noshville Katz - The Lovin' Cohens
Too Fat Polka - Andrews Sisters
My Wife Is On A Diet - Wilf Carter
Snack Attack (Long Version) - Godley & Creme