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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - August 19, 1973 (6p-10p)

OPENING: Sugar Blues - Clyde McCoy
Let Me Call You Sweetheart - Laurel & Hardy
Let's Do It - Rudy Vallee

Good For Nothin' - Rosemary Clooney & Marlene Dietrich
There Ain't No Sweet Man Worth The Salt Of My Tears - Paul Whiteman, Bix Beiderbecke, Bing Crosby, & The Rhythm Boys
Salt - The Vagabonds

Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Scotch And Soda - The Kingston Trio
Soap And Water - Billy Williams
Keep It Clean - Charley Jordan

Pizza Polka - Mae Williams
Stinky Cheese - Don Swani Orchestra
I Love Onions - Susan Christie
I Never Harmed An Onion - Steve Allen

Yonson From Wisconsin - Stan & Doug
The Ballad Of Ole Swenson - Yogi Yorgesson
Wong Song - Larry Vincent & His Look Out Boys
Diddie Wa Diddie - Blind Blake

The Teen Commandments - Paul Anka-Geo. Hamilton IV-Johnny Nash
Ten Commandments Of Madison Ave. - Louis Nye
Eeh! Ah! Oh! Ooh! - The Goons
Go Go Pogo - Walt Kelly

Lord Mr. Ford - Jerry Reed
In My Car - Astronauts
I Wish I Was A Car - Peter Lind Hayes & Mary Healy
The Little Old Ford Rambled Right Along - Billy Murray

Made You - Fabian
Pizza Man - National Lampoon
Ain't It Great To Be Kookie - Tom Glazer
When Banana Skins Are Falling (I'll Come Sliding Back To You) - The Odd Couple

My Blue Heaven - Gene Austin
Little Boxes - The Womenfolk
I'm My Own Grandpaw - Guy Lombardo
It's Magic - Jonathan & Darlene Edwards
Dangerous Dan McGrew - Guy Lombardo & His Royal Canadians

Noses Run In My Family - Benny Bell
The Mustache Song - John Ryan
Mustard - Abbott & Costello
I Want A Hot Dog For My Roll - Butterbeans & Susie

Watergate Blues - Tom T. Hall
Walter Cronkite (You're All Right!) - Randy Van Horne & The Second Generation
I Love A Fun'ral - Michael Brown
March From Hunger #5 - Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band

Ringo - Lorne Greene
Like Ringo - Dick Lord
Pop Hates The Beatles - Allan Sherman
You Know My Name (Look Up The Number) - The Beatles

Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl - The Barbarians
I Wish I Were A Fairy - John Ryan
Gay Love (excerpt) - L. Levin w/ Leo Reisman orch.
The Fairy Pipers - Danny Kaye

Gypsy Davy - Woody Guthrie
The Gypsy - The Ink Spots
Lover Man - Billie Holiday
Mother's Lament - Cream

Casey At The Bat - De Wolf Hopper
Ooze Up To Me - Jimmie Tarlton
Oozlin' Daddy Blues - Bob Wills w/ Tommy Duncan
When Lulu's Gone - The Bang Boys (Roy Acuff)
Babe Ruth Home's Run Story - Babe Ruth

The Grunt Song - Cliffie Stone
Smoke, Smoke, Smoke - Bobby Pickett
Water Can't Quench The Fire Of Love - Gisele McKenzie & Helen O'Connell
Don't Take Me Back, Oh No - Henry IX
Hooray, Hooray, I'm Going Away - Beatrice Kay

#10 The Vatican Rag (w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
#9 Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren
#8 Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
Stacy Brown Got Two (brief accidental excerpt) - Shel Silverstein
#7 Slap 'Er Down Again, Pa - Arthur Godfrey
EXTRA: Beat Me, Daddy, Eight To The Bar - Andrews Sisters
#6 Big Bruce (Revised Standard Version) - Steve Greenberg
#5 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman

#4 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
#3 Laurel And Hardy Theme - Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
EXTRA: Laurel And Hardy Theme (vocal version) - Laurel & Hardy
#2 Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
#1 Shaving Cream - Paul Wynn
Good Night, Irene - Leadbelly
CLOSING: Sugar Blues - Clyde McCoy