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The Dr. Demento Show #67 - November 9, 1975

(featuring the first-ever Funny Five)

Loving You Has Made Me Bananas - Guy Marks
Yes! We Have No Bananas - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

The Mummy - Bob McFadden & Dor
My Mammy (excerpt) - Al Jolson
Alma Mammy - Clare Hanlon w/ Waring's Pennsylvanians
Toot Toot Tootsie (Goodbye) - Mel Blanc
The Merry Minuet - The Kingston Trio
Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks

Reckless - Jean Harlow
Comin' Thru The Rye - David Seville & The Chipmunks

On The Amazon - Don McLean
Elderly Man River - Stan Freberg w/ Daws Butler
The River Blues - Bill Boyd & His Cowboy Ramblers
Three Little Fishies (Itty Bitty Poo) - Kay Kyser & His Orchestra

Trouser Press - The Bonzo Dog Band
The Hospitality Blues - Doug Harrell

The Thing - Phil Harris

Straighten Up And Fly Right - Nat "King" Cole
Argument Clinic - Monty Python
The Martins And The Coys - Ted Weems & His Orchestra f/ Elmo Tanner
The Little Black Egg - The Nightcrawlers

The Masochism Tango (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
The Q-5 Piano Tune - Spike Milligan
Who Hid The Halibut On The Poop Deck - Yogi Yorgesson

Omar The Vampar - Hamburger Brothers

Highly Illogical - Leonard Nimoy
Boogie - John Hartford
#5 Them Poems: Them Sticker Getters/Them Hog Liver Likers/Them Duck Pluckers/Them Moose Goosers - Jim Connors
#4 Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun
EXTRA: Palesteena - The New Leviathan Oriental Fox-Trot Orchestra

#3 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (Demented Mix) - Napoleon XIV
Third Most Demented City - Kansas City, Missouri: Everything's Up To Date In Kansas City - Oklahoma! original cast
Second Most Demented City - Oklahoma City, Oklahoma: Gotta Get To Oklahoma City - Luke Wills & His Rhythm Busters
Most Demented City - Indianapolis, Indiana and environs: Kokomo, Indiana - Victor Lombardo & His Orchestra w/ Marsha Neil
#2 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman

#1 Spam - Monty Python

[transcribed by Annie Sattler; thanks to Mike Kieffer for supplying the playlist]