Turn On The Heat - Jack Hylton & His Orchestra
It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
Hockey Night In Canada - The Brothers-In-Law
King Kong spot
Kong - Dickie Goodman
Boogie - John Hartford
Barely White (That'll Get It Baby) - Rick Dees & His Cast Of Idiots
They Never Met - Martin Mull
The Ballad Of Harry Lewis - Allan Sherman
Pepito - Baby Gaby
God Bless Conchita - Riot
Cup Cakes (w/ intro) - Terri O'Mason
Don't Worry Mother, Your Son's Heart Is Pure - The McCoys
Motherly Love - The Mothers Of Invention
Heartbreak Hotel - Stan Freberg
He Ate Too Many Jelly Donuts - Rick Dees & His Cast Of Idiots
William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Dallas Blues - Ted Lewis & His Orchestra
There's A Wah Wah Gal In Agua Caliente - Ian Whitcomb
In Old Mexico (live) - Tom Lehrer
Eloise - Kay Thompson
Bad Boy (Do Wop album version) - Larry Williams
Tic Tac Toe - Robert Armen & David Batterson
You Can Leave Your Hat On - Randy Newman
Yas Yas Yas - Jimmy Strange
Calling All Cars - The Four Aces
Dregnet - Happy Lewis
Yiddisha Charleston - Eddie Miller & His Band
T'Ain't Nobody's Business But My Own - The Hoosier Hot Shots
Singin' The Blues - Frankie Trumbauer/Bix Beiderbecke
Jimmy, The Peanut Man - Mrs. El Morrow
The Peanut Prance - Rick Dees & His Cast Of Idiots
Meet The New Demento Gang - Stu Shostak
He Hit Me (It Felt Like A Kiss) (brief in-studio performance) - Sulu
Jollity Farm - The Bonzo Dog Band
The Farmer - Bob Skyles & His Skyrockets
Egg Laying Contest - Yogi Yorgesson
That's What's The Matter With Me - Jean Malin
Sweet Birds - Calloway's Hot Shots
I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat - Mel Blanc
Killer Kitty - Bob Bedlam & The B. J. Band
"Roots" montage:
Broadway New York Song - anonymous
El Monte - Llyn Foulkes & The Rubber Band
Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra
#10 Shaving Cream - Benny Bell
Mark Lazar letter - read by Bob Bedlam
#9 Spam (single version) - Monty Python
#8 Highly Illogical - Leonard Nimoy
porn movie sketch - Bob Bedlam, Dr. Demento, & Sulu
#7 Thank God For Porno - Johnny Baltimore
#6 Killer Kitty - Bob Bedlam & The B. J. Band
truck driver sketch - Dr. Demento, Bob Bedlam, & Sulu
#5 C.B. Savage - Rod Hart
#4 Hey Shirley (This Is Squirrelly) - Shirley & Squirrelly
#3 The Ballad Of Ben Gay - Ben Gay & His Silly Savages
#2 Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
#1 Chocolate Toenails - Sulu & Chris Cathcart