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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - July 4, 1982 (6p-10p)

Special Topic: two brand new Firesign Theatre LPs out this week; 4th Of July; three answers to Moon & Frank Zappa's "Valley Girl" song
Stars And Stripes Forever - Sleazola Bros./Guckenheimer Sour Kraut Band/Crazy Rick's Psychedelic Flea Band
200 Candles - Father Guido Sarducci
I Had Sex With E.T. - Barnes & Barnes [brief accidental excerpt during intro of above]

I Had Sex With E.T. - Barnes & Barnes
I Have Been In You - Frank Zappa
I've Been To Me (And It's No Thrill) - Joy Grdnic/Richard Levinson
Teenage Lobotomy - Ramones

In The Summertime - Mungo Jerry
Please Don't Talk To The Lifeguard - Diane Ray
I'm A Woman - National Lampoon
So Long - The Weavers

Wyatt Earp Makes Me Burp - Spike Jones
Thank You, Mr. President - The Firesign Theatre

A Tale Of The Ticker - Frank Crumit
I'm Sorry - Inflatable Boy Clams
Turn Your Head Sweetheart - Hawthorne
Granny Won't You Smoke Some Marijuana - John Hartford

A Man Can't Be Too Careful What He Signs These Days (Declaration Of Independence) - Stan Freberg
Roger Boom - Larry Hooper

Battle Of The Falklands - Johnny Bull
Battle Of Nuke War Dreams - Gary Muledeer
Talkin' Baseball (Forever Dodger Blue) - Terry Cashman
Baseball Rag - Arthur Collins

Valley Guy - Don & Dean
Marina Men - The Valley Girls
Valley Dudes - Straight A's

Kids In America (excerpt) - Kim Wilde
I Am An Astronaut - Ricky Wilde
Bad Boy - Marty Wilde
Exercise Till You Die - Stevens & Grdnic
I Want To Hear A Yankee Doodle Tune - George M. Cohan

3-D TV - Elvira
The Naughty Lady Of Shady Lane - The Ames Brothers
Uncle Winnie's Sound Stories - Wes Harrison/Eddie Gale

Ronnie Reaganomics, Supply Side Economics Blues - Frank X. Locanto
The Nixorcist - Perfectly Clear

A European Speaks Up For The U.S. - Father Guido Sarducci
Four Wet Pigs - Bryan Bowers
A Nawful Place, A Heathe - The Firesign Theatre

I Heard - Mills Brothers
Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra
Soul Makossa (excerpt) - Manu Dibango
Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Fireworks - Louis Armstrong & His Hot Five

#10 Religion And Politics (lightly censored) - Scott Beach
#9 Valley Guy - Don & Dean
#8 Valley Girl - Frank & Moon Zappa
#7 Locked In The Closet With You (new version) - SuLu

#6 Warm Leatherette - The Normal
#5 Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman
#4 Something's In The Bag - Barnes & Barnes

#3 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus

#1 I Love Rocky Road - "Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: Mel Brooks interview (repeat)