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The Dr. Demento Show #05-38 - September 18, 2005

Special Topic: bad people (including pirates, just in time for Talk Like A Pirate Day)

Why Do We Write? - Christine Lavin
Please Stop Playing That Didgeridoo - Jono Manson
Midnight Cowboy (brief excerpt) - Ferrante & Teicher/Two Part Invention (brief excerpt) - Walter Carlos/Baba O'Riley (brief excerpt) - The Who
Popcorn - Hot Butter
Mr. Jaws - Dickie Goodman

The World Is Full Of Bastards - Mary Prankster
Doug - Moosebutter
Bubbling Brain Cells - The Fizzies
Demented News With Whimsical Will

Hawaiian War Chant (Ta-Hu-Wa-Hu-Wai) - Spike Jones & His Wacky Wakakians
Polka Dot Undies - Bowser & Blue
Sex Kittens From Mars - the great Luke Ski

Chicken Soup - Christine Lavin

The Capture - Frank Maynard as "Dickie Maynard"
(?) (background only) - composed by Danny Elfman
You Got Your Baby Back - Mystic Knights Of The Oingo Boingo
Who Stole the Kishka - Frank Yankovic & "Weird Al" Yankovic
Saddam Is A Weenie - Sunny Day Maxwell
Gimme The Head Of Ol' Bin Laden - Phil Van Tee
Alfred E. Packer - Johnny Legend

Lincoln Park Pirates (live) - Steve Goodman
I Want To Be A Pirate - The Ben Gunn Society
Talk Like A Pirate Day - Tom Smith
Kinko The Clown - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band

#5 Be Kind To The Animals - Darryl Rhoades
#4 Granny And The Kid - Barnes & Barnes

#3 Alone Again - Henry Phillips
#2 Axel F - Crazy Frog

#1 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
next week: aliens and UFOs