OPENING: Sugar Blues - Clyde McCoy
Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) (New 1964 Version) - Allan Sherman
Mule Train - Frankie Laine
Cow Cow Boogie - Ella Mae Morse w/ Freddie Slack
The Lone Psychiatrist - Stan Freberg & Daws Butler
The Dinghy Song - Ruth Wallis
Honky Tonk Train - Bob Zurke w/ Bob Crosby
Colonna's Trolley - Jerry Colonna
Steam Railroading Under Thundering Skies (excerpt)
The 11:69 Express - Fred Duprez
Your Feet's Too Big - Fats Waller
Joe's Joint - Cliff Ferre
Michael's Market - Mad Man Michaels
Shot Gun Boogie - Tennessee Ernie Ford
The Whip - The Creeps
Champagne Cocktails - T. C. Jones
I Never Harmed An Onion - Steve Allen
Olives - Bert Van Cleve
Boa Constrictor Ate My Wife Last Night - Simon Stokes & The Black Whip Thrill Band
When I'm Cleaning Windows - George Formby
Etiquette Song - Morrison & Reeves
Watermelon - The Countdowns
Sarah Jane - Jazz Gillum
Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
The Garbage Man - Harlem Hamfats
Molly And Tenbrooks - Bill Monroe
How To Beat The Horses - Abbott & Costello
William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
My Blue Heaven - Gene Austin
The World Is Waiting For The Sunrise (excerpt) - Les Paul & Mary Ford
The World Is Waiting For The Sunrise - Stan Freberg
Laura - Spike Jones & His Other Orchestra
I See The Moon - Mariners
Whisper-sh - Esther Walker
Why Do Girls Wear Breeches - Karl & Harty
Masculine Women, Feminine Men - Frank Harris
Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl - The Barbarians
I Wish I Were A Fairy - John Ryan
Meat Balls - Wingy Manone
This Here Goat - Mitch Miller
Barry's Boys - Chad Mitchell Trio
The Tree - Barry McGuire
May Irwin's Frog Song - May Irwin
The Fabulous Fifties - Robert Klein
In 1960 You'll Find Dixie Looking Just The Same - Sterling Trio
Pancho Claus - Lalo Guerrero
Old Sow Song - Cyril Smith
Surf Along With Ned And Nelda - Ned & Nelda
Wild Thing - Senator Bobby
I Can't Sleep In The Movies Anymore - The Broadway Merry Makers
With My Little Ukulele In My Hand - George Formby
Shaving Cream - Paul Wynn
The Biggest Aspidistra In The World - Gracie Fields
Je T'Aime (Moi Non Plus) - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg
My Clam Digger Sweetheart - Yogi Yorgesson
Light My Fire - The Templeton Twins
Mechanical Man (excerpt) - Mark '56 Magic Record
Mechanical Man - Bent Bolt & The Nuts
I Want A Hot Dog For My Roll - Butterbeans & Susie
#10 Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
#9 Hello DJ (bleeped) - Don Bowman
#8 Song of The Woodpecker - Billy Mitchell
#7 The Vatican Rag - Tom Lehrer [not played because he didn't have the record; Be Prepared (original studio version) - Tom Lehrer played instead]
#6 Knockers Up - Rusty Warren
EXTRA: untitled (Laurel & Hardy March) - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
#3 Boobs A Lot - Holy Modal Rounders
#3 Cocaine Habit - Memphis Jug Band
EXTRA: Love In Vain - Robert Johnson
#3 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
#2 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
#1 Big Bruce (alternate version) - Steve Greenberg
EXTRA: Good Night, Irene - Leadbelly
CLOSING: Sugar Blues - Clyde McCoy