Dr. Demento Show bonus tracks
From 1994-2000, the Dr. Demento Show CDs distributed to radio stations each week
often contained bonus tracks which stations could air separate from the program.
The tracks were normally selected from songs within the same show, but were
sometimes from recent shows, or general items not related to the specific show
on which they appeared. In rare circumstances, they contained items not on
the regular show, or not heard in full on the regular show. They were always
censored or edited as appropriate for broadcast standards of the time.
Following is a list of the tracks included with each show.
(See also Daily Dose Of Dementia.)
Jump to year:
1994
1995
1996
1997
1998
1999
2000
1994
94-03
- Weenie Wacker - The Therapy Sisters
- Please Don't Take My Penis When You Go - Baggs Patrick [in mono through half of song, then restarts in stereo]
- Boogie - John Hartford
- Do The Clinton - The Foremen
94-06
- Deteriorata - National Lampoon
- The Old Payola Roll Blues - Stan Freberg
94-08
- Betsy Can't Come - Skin & Bones
- Peter The Meter Reader - Meri Wilson
- CPA - The Pretensions
94-13
- Gilligan's Island (Stairway) - Little Roger & The Goosebumps
94-15
- Whole Lotta Love - Temple City Kazoo Orchestra
94-16
- The Best Friend I've Ever Had - James & Kling
- Can't Get My Motor To Start - Nick Mason's Fictitious Sports
94-18
- Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television (edited) - George Carlin
- Lickin' Toads Again - Fred Zeppelin
94-19
- I Won't Let Go of My Remote - Joe Keefe
- Steve Threw Up - Beck
94-20
- In Heaven There Is No Beer - Clean Living
- I'm Better Than The Beatles - Brad Berwick
- Commercials On 45 - Stevens & Grdnic
94-22
- Close To You - The Clams
- The Moo-Moo Song - Jonathon Brandmeier
- The Little Blue Man - Betty Johnson
- Vanna, Pick Me A Letter - Dr. Dave
94-24
- Split Level Cave - The Flintstones Original Cast
- The Human Race - The Frantics
94-25
- Cadillac Heaven - The Baltimores
- Driving In San Francisco - Bill Cosby
- Fifteen Days Under The Hood - Jack Tempchin
94-27
- Bald Guys - Faust & Lewis
- Mr. Custer - Larry Verne
- Poinciana - Esquivel
94-29
- Bring Back The Sixties - Mondo Fax
- Stress - Jim Infantino
- Chicken Fat (Disc Jockey Version) - Robert Preston
- Exercise Till You Die - Stevens & Grdnic
94-31
- Barney's On Fire - None Of The Above
- I'm Not Home Right Now - Cheech & Chong
94-33
- Wolf Creek Pass - C. W. McCall
- Someone Ate The Baby - Shel Silverstein
- We're Rockin' In The Rest Home (In The Year 2030) - Pat Sojourner
94-35
- Baa Baa Black Sheep - The Singing Sheep
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence - Ren & Stimpy Show Original TV Soundtrack
- Computer Salesman - The Frantics
94-39
- The Curly Shuffle - Jump N' The Saddle
94-41
- Smart Girls - Brian Wilson
- Wet Sloppy Kisses - Baggs Patrick
- Dinosaurs Anonymous - Matt Shannon
94-42
- I Like (Drug Free Edit) - Heathen Dan
94-43
- Dinner With Drac (Part 1) - John Zacherle "The Cool Ghoul"
- Carmen Miranda's Ghost - Leslie Fish
- Psycho - Jack Kittel
94-44
- Dark Shadows theme
- I Want My Baby Back - Jimmy Cross
- Grave Robbin' Tonight - Zacherley
- Halloween Background Sounds
94-45
- Blue Christmas - Seymour Swine & The Squeelers
- Blue Christmas (edit) - Seymour Swine & The Squeelers
- I Want A Blow Up Doll For Christmas - Arnie Aardvark
- Condoms For Christmas - Milo Bobbins & The Budget Boys
94-46
- Holiday Greeting #5 (1987) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
- Christmas Greetings - Michael Jackson
- Happy Whatever You're Having - The Therapy Sisters
- It's Christmas - The Groanups
- Some Things For Xmas (A Snake, Some Mice, Some Glue And A Hole Too) - Shari Lewis & Lambchop
94-48
- We Own The World - Cledus "T." Judd
94-50
- Wreck The Halls - The Three Stooges
- Ding! Fries Are Done (w/ intro) - Billy
94-51
- Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (original version) - Elmo & Patsy
- Money For Christmas - Laszlo & Gary
94-52
- Hula Holiday - Rockapella
- Christmas Wrapping (w/o intro) - The Waitresses
1995
95-01
- Led Zeppelin Reunion Tour: Vegas '99 - The Mark Fitchett Orchestra f/ Dick Dow
95-04
- I Live In A Split Level Head - Napoleon XIV
- Dentist! (single version) - Steve Martin (w/ Bill Murray)
95-05
- Uncle Jack Sez Relax - Charles Webb & Tom Bolton
- Beer In My Underwear - Hermanos Gonzales
- I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me (Than A Frontal Lobotomy) - Randy Hanzlick, M.D. (Dr. Rock)
95-06
- Down On The Electronic Farm - The Android Sisters
- The Alphabet Song - The Three Stooges
- Where Did You Sleep Last Night? - Leadbelly
95-09
- I Couldn't Spell !!*@! - Sam the Sham
- You're Breaking My Heart (censored) - Nilsson
95-11
- Burning Down The Cartoon House - Bob Rumbaugh 'n' Basketcase
95-14
- School Cafeteria (single version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
- Shaving Cream (instrumental) - Benny Bell Orchestra
95-15
- O. J. Oh! - Loose Bruce Kerr
- Drixoral commercial [NOT a demented bonus track]
95-16
- My Favorite Diseases - Mike Agranoff
- Date Rape - Sublime
- Drixoral commercial [NOT a demented bonus track]
95-17
- Learn How To Drive - Barry & The Bookbinders
- What I Like About Booze - Dis-Turbo
- Drixoral commercial [NOT a demented bonus track]
95-18
- Butt Steak - Joey Skidmore
- Random Drug Testing (w/o intro) - Cub Koda
- Drixoral commercial [NOT a demented bonus track]
95-19
- The House That O. J. Built - The Capitol Steps
- Drixoral commercial [NOT a demented bonus track]
95-20
- Let's Neuter Newt - Neal & Leandra
- There Ain't No Left Left - The Foremen
- Drixoral commercial [NOT a demented bonus track]
95-21
- Computer Salesman - The Frantics
- Nigel - Groove Handle
- Drixoral commercial [NOT a demented bonus track]
95-23
- Hamster Love - Big Daddy
- Dead Elephant Dance - Chuck Lucky & The Gentlemen Of Leisure
- Drixoral commercial [NOT a demented bonus track]
95-24
- Rock Lobster (original version) - The B-52's
- Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport - Rolf Harris
- Drixoral commercial [NOT a demented bonus track]
95-25
- Close To You - The Clams
- New York, New York - Bill Lanphier
- Drixoral commercial [NOT a demented bonus track]
95-26
- Last Will And Temperament (with full ending) - The Frantics
- Drixoral commercial [NOT a demented bonus track]
95-29
- 7-Eleven - Led Slurpee
95-30
- Butthead - Jim's Big Ego
95-31
- I Saw Mr. Presley Tiptoeing Thru The Tulips - Tiny Tim
- He Ate Too Many Jelly Donuts - Rick Dees & His Cast Of Idiots
95-32
- The Three Jerrys - Lester McFwap & The Players To Be Named Later
- The Trial Of The Century? - Scott Beach
95-33
- Eugene - Crazy Joe & The Variable Speed Band
- Rappin' Rodney - Rodney Dangerfield
95-34
- Beans In My Ears - The Serendipity Singers
95-35
- Smoke Two Joints - The Toyes
95-38
- Rubber Duckie - Ernie (Jim Henson)
- They're Here - Boots Walker
95-39
- They Drive Me Brady - Guns N' Moses
- Minnie's Yoo-Hoo - anonymous
- Sisco's Kid - Dave Atherton
95-41
- Nudist Colony Of The Dead (censored) - Mark Pirro & The Pirromount Pictures Orchestra & Chorus f/ Joyce Mordoh
- Whatever Happened To Eddie? - Butch Patrick (Eddie & The Monsters)
95-42
- I Want To Bite Your Hand - Gene Moss
95-43
- Werecow - Flippy T. Fishead & The Mighty Ground Beeves
- Monster Concert - Bobby (Boris) Pickett
95-45
- Smoker's Anthem - TK & The Cee-Gar Band
- Impossible - Steve Allen
95-49
- Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (bleeped) - Monty Python
95-50
- Pantomime: Everywhere It's Christmas (excerpt) - The Beatles
- Christmas Time Is Here Again - The Beatles
- The Beatles' Christmas Record (excerpt with "Good King Wenceslas") - The Beatles
- I Met Santa On The Internet - Li'l Hank
95-51
- Hallelujah Chorus - The Portsmouth Sinfonia & Chorale
- The Nightly Santa Report - Tom Dark
- Rudolph The Brown Nose Reindeer - Rudy & The Reindeer
95-52
- A Daddy's Christmas - Albert Brooks & Little Kristi
1996
96-01
- Moose Turd Pie (bleeped) - Utah Phillips
96-02
- Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren
- I Like Boys - Judy Tenuta
- San Francisco Straight Men's Chorus - The Lobster Funhouse Singers
96-03
- The Moo-Moo Song - Jonathon Brandmeier
- Rock And Roll Classroom - The Conception Corporation
96-05
- Knockers Up - Rusty Warren
- The Mummy - Bob McFadden & Dor
96-06
- Everyone Says "I Love You" - The Marx Brothers
96-08
- Lydia The Tattooed Lady - Groucho Marx
- My Wife Left Town With A Banana - Carlos Borzenie, Sr.
96-10
- Amazin' Man - John Bird (as Idi Amin)
- Fit Or Fat (excerpt with "Fat As I Am") - Bette Midler
- Downtown - Mrs. Miller
96-11
- The Tibetan Memory Trick - Flo & Eddie
- The OKeh Laughing Record
96-14
- My Boomerang Won't Come Back (British version) - Charlie Drake
- It's A PMS Kind Of Day - Cali Rose
- Stars And Stripes Forever - Crazy Rick's Psychedelic American Flea Band
96-16
- Talking Vietnam Potluck Blues (edit) - Tom Paxton
- But I'm Not Bitter - Kacey Jones
96-17
- The Trouble With Klingons - Dennis Williams
- Kirk And Spock - anonymous
96-18
- Heaven Is For Presbyterians - The Frantics
- My Dead Dog Rover - UCLA Marching Band
- My Boss Is Lazy - Laszlo & Gary
96-20
- Great Balls Of Fire - Mae West
- Fox In Socks (Fast Version) - Marvin Miller w/ Marty Gold & His Orchestra
96-21
- I Hate When That Happens - Billy Crystal (special guest Christopher Guest)
- Grooming Mr. Grimly - Joe Keefe
96-22
- It's The Real World (After All) - Duck Logic
- (Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste - Tuff Darts
96-23
- Send Me To Glory In A Glad Bag - John Biggs
- The Phantom Windbreaker - Red Bovine
- Humpback Whales - National Lampoon
96-25
- Grandpa Played The Six String - Lorne Elliott
- Da Da Da I Don't Love You You Don't Love Me Aha Aha Aha (edit) - Trio
96-27
- Wings And Thighs Forever (excerpt) - Rothman's Henhouse
- My Name Is Larry - Wild Man Fischer
96-29
- Comin' Back For More - C.W. McCall
- In My Country - The Lemon Sisters (from The Groundlings)
96-30
- Day After Day (It's Slippin' Away) - Shango
- Colorado - National Lampoon
96-32
- Oooh, Don't Touch That - Laszlo & Gary
- Humoresque In C Major - Benny Bell
- Once You Understand - Think
96-33
- Locked In The Closet With You - Sulu
- Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce
96-37
- Nixon In '96 - Doodoo Wah
- Blood On The Saddle - Tex Ritter
96-38
- Juanita Banana - The Peels
- Pac-Man Fever - Buckner & Garcia
96-39
- Alvin For President - David Seville & The Chipmunks
- The One That Doesn't Suck So Bad - Barry Mitchell
- What If Bob Was One Of Us - Lester McFwap's Carnival Of Vomit
96-40
- Mable's Bait Shop And Sushi Bar - Trailer Park Troubadours
- Don't Put Back The Fuse - Emo Philips
96-41
- Dirty Old Man - Jim Backus
- Disco Bob - Boca Brian
96-43
- The Biggest Parakeets In Town - Jud Strunk
- The Tell Tale Tigger - Edgar Allan Pooh
96-47
- Hockey Here Tonight - Archie Campbell
96-48
- Super Skier - Bob Gibson
- Bring Me Edelweiss - Edelweiss
96-49
- Frosty The Dopeman - Mark Zydiak
- Santa, Welcome To The Modern World - Pat Godwin
96-50
- A Boy Named Santa - Teen Angels
96-51
- What If Santa Was One Of Us - John Mammoser w/ Whitney Allen
1997
97-01
- I Hate People - Willio & Phillio
- Mammary Glands - Kristin Lems
97-02
- Lakeside Trailer Park - Country Dick Montana (of The Beat Farmers)
- I Am The Greatest - Cassius Clay
- Weather Forecast - The Master Singers
97-03
- The Sounds Of Sinus - Mark Young
- The Billboard Song - Homer & Jethro
- Music, Sex And Cookies - George Uetz
97-04
- Hempcat Lullaby - Scat Schrödinger
97-05
- I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back In Bed While I Cry Over You - Homer & Jethro
- Mama Get Your Hammer (There's A Fly On Baby's Head) - The Bobby Peterson Quartet
97-07
- Bicycle Seat - Max Splodge
- Rock Me Jerry Lewis - Mike Elliott & Bud LaTour
97-08
- The Hockey Song - Stompin' Tom Connors
- The Martini - Fred Astaire
97-10
- I Love Trash - Oscar (Carroll Spinney)
- Cartoon Hell - Lester McFwap
97-12
- Nellie The Elephant - Toy Dolls
97-13
- Spare Parts - Steve Stajich
- Strange Departures - John Kubilus
- Skinny Girls - Alan O'Day
97-18
- Batdance - Mike Toomey
97-20
- Really Safe Sex - Tim Cavanagh
- Circular Impression - The Extras
- Lagniappe (Liquor Commercial) - Tony Randall
97-22
- The Girl With Many Tastebuds - Papa Spumoni
- She Don't Like Lasagna - The Kwiffs
- Ich Macht Die Farzen - Chris Cundey
97-24
- My Father's Top Drawer - Peter Alsop
97-27
- Dysfunctional Family Reunion - R. Bruce
97-28
- Women Suck - Smokin' Joe & The Sarcastic Pros
97-29
- I Like Boys - Judy Tenuta
97-31
- Insane And The Brain - the great Luke Ski
- We Need A Whole Lot More Of Jesus (And A Lot Less Rock 'n' Roll) - The Greenbriar Boys
97-32
- Baby, I'm Dead - Mike Toomey
- Elvis Imitator - Freddie & The Fishsticks f/ The Jordanaires
97-33
- Night After Night - Lenny & The Squigtones
97-35
- The Gay Parade - Frank Luther
- You're Breaking My Heart (censored) - Nilsson
97-39
- Fifteen Days Under The Hood - Jack Tempchin
97-41
- Monster Rap (edit) - Bobby (Boris) Pickett f/ Bobby Paine
97-42
- Werecow - Flippy T. Fishead & The Mighty Ground Beeves
- Whatever Happened To Eddie? - Butch Patrick (Eddie & The Monsters)
97-43
- I'm A Ghost - anonymous
97-44
- Comin' Back For More - C.W. McCall
97-45
- Paralyzed - The Legendary Stardust Cowboy
97-46
- Do Bears... - Rowan Atkinson & Kate Bush w/ Howard Goodall
97-47
- Le Bal - Hans Reichel
97-49
- Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass - The Arrogant Worms
- Hot Club Of Christ (instrumental medley) - Aztec Camera
97-50
- Jingle Burps - Slant 6 & The Jumpstarts
1998
98-04
- Almost Degraded - The Cornball Express
98-08
- You Look Marvelous - Billy Crystal
98-09
- Lo Wang's Rap (from Shadow Warrior) - John Galt
98-10
- Net Surfin' U.S.A. - Steve Dahl & The Dahl-fins
98-11
- Bacon Bombs - Johnny "Snot" Roquemore
- Blame It On El Niño - Scott May
98-12
- Jane, Get Me Off This Crazy Thing! (Prime Time Radio Mix) - The Tee Vee Toons Master Mix
98-16
- Underwear - The Garbonzos
- Let's Get Branded - Roy Zimmerman
98-21
- PizzaDude - White Noise Radio Theatre
98-24
- Talking Again - Henry Phillips f/ Edie Magoun
98-25
- It's Your Birthday And You're Still Stupid - Bob Lyons
98-27
- Breakfast Serial Killers (radio edit) - Chris Chandler
- Toxic Swamp - Kenny Young & The Eggplants
98-29
- I Wanna Be Sedated - Prozak For Lovers
98-30
- Take Me Out To The Ball Game - Mike Ditka
98-32
- Reefer Song - Mindless Drug Hoover
98-33
- Lesbians On TV - Bill Frenzer
98-34
- Life Sucks, Then You Die (w/o intro) - The Fools
98-36
- Girls Don't Fart - Strangely Brown
98-37
- Party In The Parkin' Lot - The Fibs
98-41
- Two Terms - Keith Ferguson
98-42
- Werecow - Flippy T. Fishead & The Mighty Ground Beeves
98-43
- Halloween - Heywood Banks
98-44
- Make My Day - T.G. Sheppard w/ Clint Eastwood
98-45
- Da Turdy Point Buck - Bananas At Large
98-47
- The Body Rules - Jesse (The Body) Ventura
98-48
- Must Be Santa - The Billy Nayer Show
98-50
- The Twelve Steps Of Christmas - Snot Roquemore
98-51
- It's Christmas Time Once Again - Brian Hyland
1999
99-01
- Her Way ("The Anniversary Song") - Sean Morey
99-09
- The Happy Happy Joy Joy Song - Ren & Stimpy Original TV Soundtrack
99-10
- Y2K - Loose Bruce Kerr
99-15
- We Are The Worms - Johnson & Tofte
99-23
- The Eggplant That Ate Chicago - Dr. West's Medicine Show & Junk Band
99-24
- Singin' in The Bathtub - John Lithgow
- She's Big And Round - Pardon Us Five
99-25
- Louis Louis - Cab City Combo
99-29
- Gitarzan - Ray Stevens
- Sink The Bismarck - Blues Brothers
99-32
- Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran
99-33
- The Jolly Green Giant - The Kingsmen
99-34
- My Boomerang Won't Come Back (American version) - Charlie Drake
99-36
- Hot Rod Lincoln - Johnny Bond
99-38
- In Heaven There Is No Beer - Clean Living
99-41
- The Bird On My Head - The Music Of David Seville
99-43
- Dinner With Drac (Part 1) - John Zacherle "The Cool Ghoul"
99-44
- The Mummy - Bob McFadden & Dor
99-45
- The Little Space Girl - Jesse Lee Turner
99-46
- No No Song - Hoyt Axton
99-47
- Downtown - Mrs. Miller
99-48
- Blue Christmas (w/o intro) - Seymour Swine & The Squeelers
- Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass - The Arrogant Worms
99-50
- Santa Claus Is Watching You (unedited 1962 original version) - Ray Stevens w/ The Merry Melody Singers
99-51
- Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (original version) - Elmo & Patsy
- I Farted On Santa's Lap - The Little Stinkers
2000
00-01
- When She Snores - Todd Yohn
00-02
- Rubber Biscuit - The Chips
00-04
- Bridget The Midget (The Queen Of The Blues) - Ray Stevens
00-07
- promo for Amazing April Fool's You Make The Music show contest
- Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce
00-08
- promo for Amazing April Fool's You Make The Music show contest
- Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills - Ray Stevens
00-09
- promo for May Madness You Make The Music show contest
- Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport - Rolf Harris
00-10
- promo for May Madness You Make The Music show contest
- Snoopy For President (edit) - The Royal Guardsmen
00-11
- promo for May Madness You Make The Music show contest
- I Want My Baby Back - Jimmy Cross
00-17
- Smokin' In The Boy's Room - Brownsville Station
00-18
- Paralyzed - The Legendary Stardust Cowboy
00-19
- King Tut - Steve Martin & The Toot Uncommons
00-21
- Kill The Wabbit - Ozzy Fudd (Mark McCollum)
00-22
- Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - William Shatner
00-24
- Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
00-25
- Vanna, Pick Me A Letter - Dr. Dave
00-26
- I Couldn't Spell !!*@! - Sam the Sham
00-27
- Save The Beer - Faust & Lewis
00-30
- The Martian Boogie (album version) - Brownsville Station
00-32
- Little Boxes - The Womenfolk
00-36
- The One That Doesn't Suck So Bad - Barry Mitchell
00-37
- Elvis Is Everywhere (Edited Version) - Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper
00-38
- Tip-Toe Thru' The Tulips With Me (live at The Royal Albert Hall, 10-30-68) - Tiny Tim
- Jane, Get Me Off This Crazy Thing! (Prime Time Radio Mix) - The Tee Vee Toons Master Mix
00-39
- A Month Dead - Stephen Lynch
00-40
- Beans In My Ears - The Serendipity Singers
00-42
- Werecow - Flippy T. Fishead & The Mighty Ground Beeves
00-43
- Midnight Stroll - The Revels
00-45
- NO BONUS TRACKS on this show or any subsequent shows
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